This isn’t Twilight (XXX Porn Parody) Review

Sometimes you don’t just swing and miss, but you swing, miss, and your bat hits the umpire in the nuts. This was one of those times. This Isn’t Twilight¬†will go down as the worst couples porn we’ve seen to date.

The concept itself was pretty sound on my part when I picked this out. My wife Molly loves the Twilight book series and movies and finds them romantic, so this was a good move on the surface. But even the best intentions can’t make up for a dogcrap execution. This was years ago that we watched this, and then passed it on to close friends of ours for them to see this atrocity, and to get rid of it, so we never had to look at the box in our collection.

Below is allegedly the whole movie minus the sex (a little over 6 minutes long).

I’m digging deep into my memory banks here, especially since we didn’t finish the movie, or fast forwarded through 90% of it. Besides Jenna Haze, there is no one of note. It is dimly shot, audio is poor, visual effects are poor, acting is poor, the sex is creepy and uninspired. All in all This Isn’t Twilight (the XXX Parody) is a train wreck. Post Script: our friends agreed. Still, we did pretend we were turned on, muted the movie, and actually did get turned on once we forgot what was on the screen.

Happy fucking (and avoiding bad movies)!
-Alex and Molly

This isn’t Twilight (XXX Porn Parody) Review

5.16

Women Looks

7/10

    Men Looks

    7/10

      Plot

      7/10

        Sex

        4/10

          Audio/Visial

          1/10

            Pros

            • Jenna Haze is pretty hot
            • No other pro's except we had a fast forward button

            Cons

            • Vampires not sparkly
            • No lighting
            • Sex boring and not sexy
            • Actors not sexy

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