This Ain’t Game of Thrones (XXX)

Winter is Cumming

This Ain’t Game of Thrones (Winter is Cumming) is obviously a parody of the excellent HBO series Game of Thrones. If you like that show, and your wife isn’t sure about watching adult movies, this can be a good intro. It has five sex scenes, which means for nearly two hours they tend to drag on, but it tries to be authentic to the characters in the show. The sex scenes aren’t linked together into any broad story, so this can be turned off and picked up later more easily than some of those with more involved plots.

Here’s the trailer:

I will say though that this movie wasn’t our favorite, but you’ll recognize the characters: Jamie Lannister to Tyrion and Cersei. Also Brienne, Jon Snow, Ygritte and Varys. With the exception of the ugly Evan Stone (who seems to be in everything, much to our dismay) who plays Tyrion Lannister (the midget, which is funny and ridiculous), most of the scenes are decent enough and couples friendly. The scenes are shot similar to the show, with various textures and settings that try to be authentic (furs with Jon Snow, fancy beddings for Cersei). However, something felt off here. The women weren’t especially good looking, and there wasn’t tons of passion. This movie is very average, so unless you are a fan of the show, or have an unlimited rental and want to check it out, there are better films out there.

Happy fucking!

-Alex and Molly

This Ain’t Game of Thrones (XXX)

7.35

Women Looks

7/10

    Men Looks

    8/10

      Sex

      7/10

        Plot

        7/10

          Pros

          • Authentic to show
          • Short segments, no story to worry about
          • A few gems within
          • Couples friendly

          Cons

          • Dimly lit
          • Average looking starletts
          • Plot limited
          • A little flat

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